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1. Hello students! “Hello teacher!” Today, we are going to play a game of imagination. Okay students? Yesss teacherrrrr! 2. Imagine Keisha Cole on...
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While Nigerian star Burna Boy was preparing to thrill revellers at the delicious food and music festival in South Africa, Ugandan rapper Daniel Kigozi...
1.Wouldn’t it be better if the census was carried out by our local artistes? Who wouldn’t want to be counted by Bobi Wine, Bebe...
1.Babes can be annoying! You go like… “Hi, what’s your name?” and she goes… “I’m married!” So what? If you are married, then what...
1. Hello students! “Hello teacher!” Today, we are going to play a game of imagination. Okay students? Yesss teacherrrrr! 2. Imagine Keisha Cole on...
1.Here are some of the odd bits about our lovely Uganda; mbu our national language is English! But wasn’t this language imported into Uganda?...
1.So how are you spending your Easter? How about the East African Carnival concert at Kiwatule? Yeah that is a good idea. The only...
1. Banange what’s with Ugandans and their weird English? Mbu “Ehh, Grace, some hair banange! As you look smart!” Jesus, when are you coming...
1.Uganda is such a weird place. You ask someone where they live and they go: “Just get into a taxi heading to Kisaasi, now...
1.Can someone please tell me where the Goodlyfe Crew is? Mbu the crew is in hibernation! Wow, Biina Baby you know the meaning of the...
1.Naye Ugandans! Mbu they also celebrate Valentine’s Day! You people say Museveni has made you broke, but come Valentine’s and you are dining at...
1. Have you heard the news? Barbie, wife to Bobi Wine, is now a published author! Name of the book she has authored? Golden...
1.Ugandans can be such weirdoes! You find a ka chick’s relationship status on Facebook reading mbu, “complicated!” Complicated how? When has not having a...
1. Is it me oba don’t you feel like slapping that ka girl who’s on the Ky’akabbi TV Ads on NTV? Mbu… “Text your...