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The passage of time is like a rolling stone

But people, what is the time? Kiteezi happened, fast forward, Kisaka and Luyimbazi were gone with it. What is time? We have spent a year waiting for Bebe Cool’s Break the Chain album. I do argue, friends and humble subjects, that time is the scale that weighs us all

Adulting is serious. I am often mocking Joweria that adulting got her by the ponytail. But it is hard to dodge adulting. My lovely friend Fridah lost a brother, and I had to make it to the vigil. I must confess that nothing flows like communal food.

I have never eaten bad communal food. The magic could be in the hands and the limited options. Because the best rice I eat is always at some lumbe.

As I ate my rice, the drunkards at the vigil started gathering. The fire had gone out. The drunkards insisted that this could never happen in their presence. In an act of ‘solida’, they were able to re-flame the bonfire. Then the stories started. That is when I learnt that the Oxford dictionary of ‘luyaye’ had been updated. Mbu these days if someone says ‘oyo Rosie tamalayo’ it simply means ‘Rosie will not be able to help.’ Early this year, I fired some of my gamba n’ogus for not being able to kumalayo. I also got to learn that when someone says, ‘mpaku matala’, it is some form of luseke

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