There will never be a scenario of a Bulindo or Manyangwa again. Where you buy for a ka 20m today and sell for Shs100m tomorrow. Mbu someone has disrupted the bu pipelines.
I used to hate gatekeepers. I thought everything in the world ought to be open to people. That you find a great thing, you tell everyone about it. But good people, something weird tends to happen. That ka evil eye, so well-known in Islam tends to hold true. Because why do places deteriorate the moment you tell the crowd about them? One moment you have this wonderful third space, you share the secret, next you know it is gone from a wonder to a hell’s den. For that reason, I am keeping my café secret to myself. Let it be this sweet little secret.
Part One: Generation Cocomelon will soon overthrow its parents
I must tread softly on these grounds. People always argue; “gwe Ortega, you have no children, you cannot comment on these topics.” I am tempted to tell them that a real man can never know. You can never be so sure. Who knows someone estranged decided to give off my offsprings to someone with the JATT budget?
Mbu for the first time in history, the children are parenting their parents. Something changed the day millennials had children. Mbu they wanted to raise their children quite different, away from all the ‘trauma’ their parents had inflicted on them with the traditional way. The millennials even gave their children gadgets as soon as possible. They allowed the children to question every decision. Now trouble is happening in Palace Millennial. Their bu children aka Generation Cocomelon has become another one.
Some are even refusing to speak and choosing to use the language of the cartoons. Mbu they do not even have abilities to Vaseline their own bodies. These bu childen! Do they know in the ‘90s, you only had these options; Avis, Sleeping Baby or Mwana Mugimu? Do they know how the ka decker bed was a given in most homes? Now mbu every child has their room. I suspect Generation Cocomelon will soon overthrow its parents.
Part Two: Without bu deals, Kampala can barely hold together
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