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Gloria Bugie and Museveni’s birthday wish

The old man has a dream Gloria Bugie have a dream, you dear reader has a dream, and the world we inhabit is nothing but a contestation of these dreams. We are constantly trapped in this dream of the other, thus says Deleuze.

Dear Reader,

It’s not a usual occurrence that one gets to address you with this much formality. In such moments, any Ugandan would wonder, what is it they have done that accords them such momentous addresses. But Dear reader, I do assume you are not the Najjera and Bulindo type.

Those people, the world has punished them twice. First, by making them Uganda, second, by placing them in Dante’s seventh hell.

Let me brief you on the events that transpired in Uganda. And by Uganda, we often mean the enclave of Kampala and Wakiso. The old man of this country, the Mzee, the Seven of them all, celebrated his 80th birthday. And he had a wish. One of an East African political federation. I was tempted to pick up the phone, and say, but isn’t this delulu (in Gen.Z speak), then I remembered that I had no right to speak in the arena of Generals.

It does so happen dear reader that in the time leading to this grand birthday wish, Uganda’s greatest female artist, Bugie, the Gloria, had something similar to a premonition of the President’s wish. We could say that the Universe manifested something of the Old man’s wish.

X (called Twitter by Boss Baby and her folks) had such a clear, and ideological unity.

Never before has the entertainment industry seen such a meteoritic growth of a musical career. On this note, I have written to the British Sociologist, Catherine Hakim to declare that her idea of alternative capital (by other names sexual) has been taken to its final conclusion in Uganda.

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