Walking around doubl- tapping hot babes and hot guys in real life. Which is in violation of social distancing and anti-Covid SOPs so now I have Covid from touching strangers
Went to the market and bought actual eggplants to carry to crush’s house. I thought she would laugh out loud, because that is what she types: LOL. But I found out that she just chuckles quietly. Social media is full of lies. They Are Not Laughing Out Loud!!
Ran out of lives in Candy Crush so I just got a mortar and pestle and pounded G-nuts instead for a couple of hours.
I didn’t have facebook walls, so I had to write my updates on my actual wall. I bought chalk and crayons and markers and covered the walls with words.
Because there were no memes, we just went around writing words on people’s campaign posters. Especially Lukwago’s.
