It so happens that most musicians, especially RnB and Hip Hop stars have their inspiration tied to another artiste, who they model in dressing, lyrics, dance or lifestyle, and they will definitely be star struck should they get the chance to meet them. For Michael Ross Kakooza, that star must be Ginuwine.
Mr Ross was so ready for this show that he booked himself a ticket in the VIP section, to comfortably be serenaded by Ginuwine without a single disturbance. As the show wound down, a rose-wielding Ginuwine started crooning PONY, a song Michael Ross has way up the log of his all time favs. Like any fan, he left his seat from VIP backstage to capture the lifetime moment. The bouncers were quick to tell him to maintain his distance from a real celebrity. Ross was pissed, and he slipped behind the bouncer to get onto the stage and share the limelight.
Breaking the news from Munyonyo was @inK_era35
Michael Ross tries to dance with Ginuwine and gets mugged off stage like a phone thief.Cheii pic.twitter.com/leqE6Wdgo1
— Ian Nkera Ford (@InK_era35) December 2, 2018
@AndrewOmuge went ahead to report the more exclusive details that might have been skipped in the first report
How Michael Ross entered stage VS.
After failing to abide by the rules pic.twitter.com/cMLYUSwsrO— The Omuge?? (@AndrewOmuge30) December 2, 2018
To put it in more emoji terms, here is what happened
Michael Ross : Amatek Amatek…
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Twitter wastes no time in finding the lighter side of things. So apparently Michael Ross is a great dancer, whose opinion convinced him that his moves make the cut for every occasion
Michael Ross bambi thought his back slides would be relevant to Ginuwine’s music.????
— ContemporaryWife ?? (@BwahaDenise) December 2, 2018
Now we hand over to the post-event analysts. Mr @sotrixbax, what in your opinion have you seen among the many concerts in Uganda that you have attended this year?
@Sotrixbax
Bebe cool’s moment of being chased off the stage by angry mob ia going to be the most embarrassing moment of the year
Michael ross: Hold my beer pic.twitter.com/H1kTQi6paq
— sotrixbax???? (@sotrixbax) December 2, 2018
So Mr Rudende, what do you think Michael Ross needs to do to get over such an embarrassment?
Michael Ross needs to pull a Spice Diana. Just like she dropped her track “32”, he needs to drop a track called “Throw Me Off”. Or something like that.
Opportunity!!
— Moses Rudende (@rudende) December 2, 2018
And over to you @samaemme. It is said that whatever happens in the world today can be related to real life. What lessons are there from this incident?
This Michael Ross ‘thing’ happens alot in real life…. Your friends hype you to walk to your crush, you get there all motivated and confident only to….. Y’all know what happens next ?
— Sama And TheLights (@SamaEmme) December 2, 2018
Oh, what is a mishap without a challenge?
??????? the #MichaelRoss challenge is officially on! Ugandans!! #MBU. pic.twitter.com/KalCCm6Bon
— MBU (@MBU) December 2, 2018
Well at least there are people who care to console a brother under such situations. Cayenne leads the list
Oh Michael Ross! What a long night you’ve had … why not come to the Cayenne Pool Chill tonight and just…chilll! ? You can even perform for us…we promise not to throw you off stage! ? pic.twitter.com/UYIjiGAwsk
— Cayenne Restaurant & Lounge (@CayenneKampala) December 2, 2018
And one from the end of the show. Mbu, Michael Ross, after being thrown off the stage, hit the ground running until he could run no more, and resorted to this
Michael Ross seen at the Airport after the stage performance failed! pic.twitter.com/zdPUyuEOwI
— JONAM’S PRINCESS?? (@AtimCharlotte) December 2, 2018
I would love to know what you think about the whole thing. If you were one of the bouncers or Michael Ross, what would you do?
Joshua Mulwana is on twitter as @PirateMulwana