Stanley Sempijja (@SsempijjaStanle) is actually a doctor of the twitter streets! A unique position for the guy most of us remember for putting Sheila Gashumba to bed over the rights to show off an iPhone on the timeline. Apparently Stan had the right because whereas Gashumba was over the moon over a 720p iPhone, Stan had the right to brag because he had two 1080p iPhones which he had bought himself (forgive me, I don’t know what the numbers mean either).
Sempijja has since then gone on to make every tweet an iPhone tweet. We all liked it at the start, but the Baganda say, and I translate, even the best dancer eventually has to leave the floor. We got fed up of the whole iPhone ideal, and twitter decided to rub it in his face. So Twitter cooked up #TweetLikeStan. Welcome to Monday
So in Summary, this is where it started
#TweetLikeStan
Sheila : My 720P I phone can nio nio nio…Stan brain :
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say itStan : The two 1080P I phones I bought for myself can buy six of yours! ?
— Captain Travor Ug ✈️♓?? (@the_travor_guy) November 23, 2018
Having established that ground, Sempijja went on to cement his highly acclaimed status
Am the only Ugandan on twitter with an iPhone X max #TweetLikeStan pic.twitter.com/YY3FRfnDMR
— GENO ERIC (@genoeric1) November 23, 2018
Stan also went ahead to become the S.I Unit of definition of what a real iPhone is
IPhone 8 and below is an android #TweetLikeStan pic.twitter.com/uJGxpa8F5s
— Musoga girl? (@PearlElisabeth) November 23, 2018
Now the people we feel sorry for are the girls in his life. Their texts and calls must be from iPhone. Even their nani
Babe: I sent u the nudes.
Stan: Sorry ur nudes dont count. *Upgarade to Iphone!#TweetLikeStan pic.twitter.com/5TL3ZEN9B9
— An Dre ???? (@Andrewsoned) November 23, 2018
“Hey I bought a brand new Samsung s9, water and shutter proof, 128 GB…”
Then Stan finds you midway that proclamation
#TweetLikeStan When Stan shows up unexpectedly!!
Samsung S9 users. pic.twitter.com/3ONjPfqsqc
— Isaac (@ott_king) November 23, 2018
Also, Stan is opening auditions for the people wanting his follow back. Here is the start of the interview
Stan followback
Stan: is your iPhone 1080p? #TweetLikeStan pic.twitter.com/GJfQaZWhG6— Lord Llorente (@ILAKUT_) November 23, 2018
When all that was said and done, Stan went ahead to even belittle the rest of us Wanainchi
“My iPhone Xs Max can pay your rent, tuition and feed your clan.” #TweetLikeStan pic.twitter.com/sUCEc5PRTZ
— Lynn Omukiga ? (@LynnAheebwa) November 23, 2018
That is when twitter snapped. Just because you have a phone you think you will run this show? Here is a reminder sir. We are actually worried about you
https://twitter.com/bwaami/status/1065853574628982785?s=12
We even set him up on an Android date. We don’t play around
Stan before Stan after
touching vs Touching
an android an android pic.twitter.com/GAbV430B47— atumanyaᵛᴺ ➊ (@vin_ATUMANYA) November 23, 2018
Oh, needless to say, it has been a while since Stan said a thing online about the iPhone. Dear @tecnoUganda, you may want to take him on.
PS: The buzz is not yet done. Check out #TweetLikeStan on the timeline and have a say of your own