1.“Hello children, how are you!?” Fine teacher! “Children today we are going to play a game called … imagine! Are you ready?” Yes teacher …
2.Okay children … Imagine Otafiire with dreadlocks! Please afande, remember this is a joke! Don’t slap me … please.
3.Children … Imagine Uganda Cranes at Africa Cup of Nations! Wabula that day!
4.Imagine Emperor Orlando making a comeback! Children please don’t cry… it’s just an imagination sweeties, not a real life experience!
5.Children … imagine our pastors for once not putting on long suits and preaching in Luganda and not “forcing life” preaching in English mbu … “Loda give us favour!”
6.Children … imagine Grace Nakimera minus the weave!
7.Imagine Olarra Otunnu as Father Christmas! Banange Children stop crying … it’s just an imagination.
8.Imagine Ken “The Man” Lukyamuzi as a pastor! God please never let that happen … pleaseeeeee!!
9.Children … imagine Eagles Production performing in London for the Queen! Children why are you laughing…
10.Children … imagine Sylvia Owori at 90-years-old! Kids stop crying … this is just an imagination!
