1. Do you know what is wrong with us Ugandans? Please read below and you will find out why…
2. Sawa… Sawa … sawale….popo…. porokoto… popo… pakoloba… popo…! And Ugandans paid to go and see that?
3. Bend Over… Bend Over … Bend Over….! And Ugandans paid to go see that?
4. Kirikitya…kirikitiya….kirikitya…kiri…okayyyyyyy….ba Nakawere… kirikitya….kiri…okay! And Ugandans paid to go and see that?
5. Gimme the AK … Gimme the AK… Gimme the AK…! And Ugandans paid to go and see that?
6. Akabina ko kapapala… Goodness me, Ugandans paid to go see that? Jesus!
7. Boom … Bark … Bogolako … Honestly what the hell is that? And Ugandans paid to go and see that?
8. Kwata… Kwata… woyagala…nyweza… You guessed it! The mad Ugandans also paid to go and see that!
9. Angela…owe Nansana….Mbakuba….! Goodness me Ugandans!
10. Ladies and gentlemen, the problem with Ugandans is not simanya the economy, simanya Museveni, no! The problem is DJ Michael, Bebe Cool, Buchaman, Catherine Kusasira, etc etc!
